Or the alternative title, When Reviewers Get Lazy.
This is not a complete review because basically I can’t be bothered and nobody asked me to write one. Whatevs. Plus it’s holiday time, glad tidings and all that jazz so I get a free pass on doing blog stuff.
Here are just a few things I noticed about Girl With a Dragon Tattoo, the David Fincher remake. These aren’t all my thoughts, just a few of them. Spoilerish.
Yeah they’re not the funniest captions but what do you want from me? I’m tired.





Also, you forgot to write about how the title sequence made you feel unusual.