UK Release Of The Expendables Loses Two Seconds

Editing certain things out movies, be they violent or boobie-filled related scenes, in order acquire a certain rating is commonplace in Hollywood these days. Sometimes directors use tricks to get around the censors, like when Quentin Tarantino used black and white photography in order not to lose scenes drenched in blood for.

But it’s not always possible and we often end up having some really cool stuff cut out in order to appease the certain people’s delicate natures. Sylvester Stallone’s next film The Expendables is the latest victim. OK, the film is only losing two seconds of film, but stil, they sound like two pretty good seconds.

After viewing the finished copy of the film, the BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) gave the distributors, Lionsgate, the choice between having an 18 rating or losing a scene or two.

Not wanting to alienate younger viewers, they’ve opted to remove a scene in which “a hero sadistically twisting a knife into a guard’s neck”. Personally, we’d rather have the 18 ratings and to hell with the little brats.

Who knows, maybe this footage will find its way onto Youtube in the coming weeks, but in the meantime, you can watch the trailer.

Will Karl Urban Play Judge Dredd?

After flexing his geek muscles in Star Trek, Karl Urban is on the up and up after Bleeding Cool confirmed that the actor is in talks to play Judge Dredd in an upcoming remake.

Urban will don the helmet made famous by Sylvester Stallone in the 1995 action flick which was based on the comic book character of the same name. The thing is, Dredd was famous for not taking off his helmet so all we’re going to see of Urban’s pretty little face is his chin, but we’ll take what we can get.

British director Pete Travis will helm the project with Alex Garland will write the script. Garland seems to be the go-to guy when it comes to dystopian cinema as he recently signed on to pen the Logan’s Run reboot script.

We wouldn’t be surprised if an announcement is made at some point during the San Diego Comic Con which starts today. If Urban does get the gig then it’s a giant step forward for the actor who has been slowly proving himself in geek circles with Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Riddick as well as the upcoming Priest and Red.

Karl Urban straddling a lawmaster motorbike? Yes, please.

The Thing Prequel Plot Revealed

If you’ve never seen the 1982 horror/sci-fi film The Thing then you should do three things. Firstly, slap yourself. Secondly, buy yourself a clean pair of pants. Finally, go buy it, rent it, borrow it or blag it.

Once you’ve completed all three steps you’ll thank us, especially for step two. You might wonder what all this is in aid of, well courtesy of BloodyDisgusting.com, we now have the synposis of the upcoming prequel. Usually the word prequel sets off our spidey senses but we’re actually quite optimistic about this one.

Set just before the action of the Kurt Russell classic of ‘82, the new movie will focus on the Norwegian base where an alien parasite has been wreaking havoc by shapeshifting. Check out the synopsis:

“Antarctica: an extraordinary continent of awesome beauty. It is also home to an isolated outpost where a discovery full of scientific possibility becomes a mission of survival when an alien is unearthed by a crew of international scientists. The shape-shifting creature, accidentally unleashed at this marooned colony, has the ability to turn itself into a perfect replica of any living being. It can look just like you or me, but inside, it remains inhuman. In the thriller THE THING, paranoia spreads like an epidemic among a group of researchers as they’re infected, one by one, by a mystery from another planet.

Paleontologist Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) has traveled to the desolate region for the expedition of her lifetime. Joining a Norwegian scientific team that has stumbled across an extraterrestrial ship buried in the ice, she discovers an organism that seems to have died in the crash eons ago. But it is about to wake up. When a simple experiment frees the alien from its frozen prison, Kate must join the crew’s pilot, Carter (Joel Edgerton), to keep it from killing them off one at a time. And in this vast, intense land, a parasite that can mimic anything it touches will pit human against human as it tries to survive and flourish.”

As excited as I am, I’m going to have to wait till April 2011 to see The Thing in action again.

Will Meryl Streep Play Margaret Thatcher?

Meryl Streep, as much as we love her, isn’t the first name that comes to mind when casting the Iron Lady, Margaret Thatcher.

She’s played some tough, ballbreaking ladies with icy demeanour (see Doubt) but we think the role requires someone…English. Call us racist but we always get annoyed when English actors are overlooked for iconic British roles. Remember The Other Boleyn Girl? Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman and Eric Bana – good accents but no Brits. It seems that Americans don’t care about the nationality of the actor as long as they’re a star.

Anywho, according to The Hollywood Reporter, Streep is in talks to play Thatcher in an upcoming biopic set in 1982 that follows the controversial leader in the run up to the Falklands War. The war turned out to be a huge turning point for Thatcher and her high approval ratings led to her winning a second term.

She was a divisive lady and there was no shortage of drama while she was in office but in an English political period piece will Meryl be able to pull it off?

Brit favourite Jim Broadbent is also in talks to appear as Thatcher’s husband Denis but is not confirmed. If Streep does sign on, it will reunite her with Mamma Mia! director Phyllida Lloyd but can lightning strike twice for these two?

Judd Apatow Working On Pee-wee Herman Project

It’s been a while since we were last mentally disturbed by Pee-wee Herman AKA Paul Reubens but according to Variety, the wacky character will soon be back on the big screen.

Audiences first experienced Reubens’ brand of mad-cap hilarity on the Pee-wee Herman Show back in 1981 and after a successful run he then starred in the movies Pee-wee’s Big Adventure and Big Top Pee-wee.

The character was famous for his unusual laugh, his bizarre choice of decor and the special relationship he had with his bike

Now Judd Apatow is looking to bring Pee-wee to modern audiences but will the childish antics of a now 57-year-old man just be way too creepy? There’s no director yet but we know that Reubens is penning the script along with Inglourious Basterds scribe Paul Rust.

The whole thing came about after recent revival performances in the US where Reubens played Pee-wee Herman on stage to packed out theatres and got Apatow’s attention.

Variety also report that Reuben’s is thrilled that the project is in development,

“There is no one like Judd in our business — he loves comedy with emotion and heart, and he sees what we do as art. I can’t believe I’m getting this opportunity to be working with him.”

Here’s a little something to remind you of the genius that is Pee-wee Herman.

Streep And Bridges In Talks For Great Hope Springs

Meryl Streep and Jeff Bridges are in talks to appear together in Great Hope Springs, according to Production Weekly.

The dramedy will see the two play a couple who attend a marriage counselling weekend to see if their 30 year marriage can be salvaged.

TV writer Vanessa Taylor is behind the script having worked previously on shows like Alias and Everwood. The script originally called for a middle-aged couple but we imagine this is hastily being rewritten now that slightly older Streep and Bridges have expressed interest.

Phillip Seymour-Hoffman had also shown interest in the project but due to a scheduling conflict with an unknown project he is unable to appear.

I Am Sam director Jessie Nelson looks set to helm the project.

3D Horrid Henry Movie In The Works

Horrid Henry is to make his big screen debut next year when a 3D film based on the children’s book character is released.

Based on the popular children’s books by Francesca Simon, Horrid Henry has also become a long running cartoon series and a live show so I suppose a film is kind of inevitable.

Henry is essentially a giant pain in the arse to his family and everyone he meets and is a more realistic version of Dennis the Menace.

Shooting starts in October with Wild Child director Nick Moore helming the project.

Mission Impossible 4 In Jeopardy?

He can jump on as many sofas as he likes (no he’s never going to live that down) but if you choose to make a movie like Knight and Day then even mega-star Tom Cruise should expect consequences.

The movie sees Tom star as Roy Miller, a secret agent who isn’t supposed to survive his latest mission. Cue lots of bullet dodging with co-star Cameron Diaz and most likely an inevitable romance.

Well, the film has already opened in the US and isn’t performing too well at the box office, at least not to the standards that a Tom Cruise action movie used to.

This poor return has got 20th Century Fox thinking about whether or not audiences connect with Cruise anymore. According to Deadline Hollywood, this situation in Tinseltown isn’t helped by the fact that Paramount have just received the screenplay for Mission: Impossible 4. So with a Cruise dilemma on the table sitting next to the script to his next movie, cogs are whirring in the minds of Paramount executives.

The budget for the next movie is their main concern though as Mission movies aren’t exactly made on the cheap. So they could scale it back and do a little penny-pinching rather than scrap what is probably a decent entry into a franchise that has been a good money-spinner for the studio.

Disney’s 3D Plans For Lion King And More

The producer of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast, Don Hahn, has revealed to Empire that there are plans in motion to bring back the Lion King in 3D.

Hahn said that,

“I’m actually trying to work out a 3D conversion of The Lion King. I’ll be doing that when I go back to the States in a couple of weeks.”

And then I wet myself.

“It’s going to be spectacular – we will do a good job for ya! The technology is tremendous. We did A Nightmare Before Christmas a few years ago and Tim thought it was better than the original because it allows you to walk onto the set.”

If that weren’t enough, Hahn also confirmed that Beauty and the Beast will also return in glorious 3D and there’s a definite sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit? which was released under the Touchstone banner.

“Yeah, I couldn’t possibly comment. I deny completely, but yeah… if you’re a fan, pretty soon you’re going to be very, very, very happy.”

So that’s a yes then. There’s also an excellent chance that it’ll be in 3D too but I’m sure he couldn’t possibly comment on that. But are these plans for good or ill? Would Roger be amazingly wacky in 3D or will it make us want to jump into a vat of toon dip?

Hahn couldn’t really dish the dirt on the project that I’m most interested right now – the live action version of Maleficent.

“That’s another one I can’t talk about! All I can say is that it’s in active development and will be pretty fun.”

He wouldn’t say if the director is or isn’t Tim Burton as many hope it will be but Hahn did comment on Burton’s current baby, a remake of his original short Frankenweenie.

“It is great working again with Tim on Frankenweenie, though: I love that he’s back to doing puppets. But Maleficent is a way off and it’s a little too early to talk about it, except to say that it’s happening.”

The film be going back to Burton’s roots using stop-motion puppetry which made him a household name after his success with A Nightmare Before Christmas. Even though Henry Selick was actually the director, Burton got all the credit. Poor Henry Selick.

M. Night’s Script Gets Paltrow, Willis And Cooper Interested

He may have been in a bit of a slump for the past few years but it looks like M. Night Shyamalamadingdong is steadily coming out of it. And yes, I know that’s not his name but I can’t help myself.

His next project, The Last Airbender, is taking it’s sweet time getting here and does look like it could have, at the very least, some interesting graphics. But it’s his next top-secret movie that’s got Hollywood buzzing.

According to Collider, the project has the potential to reunite M. Night with his Sixth Sense and Unbreakable star Bruce Willis – perhaps Bruce’s presence will help the movie to not suck like the M. Night’s last four films.

The movie is also attracting attention from Gwyneth Paltrow and Bradley Cooper which would be great for Paltrow who is currently in the middle of her own comeback with the Iron Man movies.

M. Night takes the secrecy of his scripts very seriously and so only top execs have actually seen them. Although he can’t have looked after the script to The Happening very well because it looked like a child had re-written the movie.

So in summation, I have no idea what the film’s about and the stars listed above are only interested in the film at this point. I wish I could tell you more but I’ll reserve real judgement on M. Night until we see The Last Airbender.