Freakonomics DVD Review: Super Freak! Super Freak!

FREAKONOMICS is on general release from 17th of January

Bridging the gap between economics and sociology, Freakonomics is based on the best-selling book by Steven Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner, which is basically a copy of ‘How Humans Work 101’.

Like the book, the film is split up into mini-documentaries, each dealing with a different aspect of humanity including incentives, cheating, social perception, racism and abortion. This isn’t intended to be an all-encompassing look at the human experience but instead it’s a series of interesting insights into things we thought we already knew. Turns out, we have no idea why we do the things we do. Do It!

Conviction Review: Guilty Pleasure

CONVICTION (15): On General Release From Friday 14th January

Don’t you just love Oscar-bait movies? You know the type: the lead actress is often playing against her looks, working with an accent and playing a ballsy, real-life character (see The Hours, The Blind Side, Erin Brockovich etc). And since it the Oscars are right around the corner, February 27th, it was only a matter of time before the next sassy, take-no-prisoners female lead movie reared it’s frizzy-haired head. Cue Hilary Swank playing a convict’s sister-turned-lawyer in Conviction.

Although your first instinct might be to dismiss this one as a made-for-TV movie and you wouldn’t be too far off the mark but somehow Swank and co are able to make the best of a fairly mediocre script and boring direction. Do It!

Cyrus Review: Mother Lover

CYRUS (15): On General Release 10th September

Jay and Mark Duplass have so far made their way in Hollywood by impressing people with their short films and well-received mumblecore features like The Puffy Chair and Baghead. Unfortunately, their latest project, Cyrus, just fails to hit the high notes of comedy and the depths of emotion that they’re clearly aiming for with their handheld indie style.

John C. Reilly stars as John, a middle-aged editor whose life took a downturn when his wife Jamie (Catherine Keener) left him seven years ago. After Jamie forces him to come to a party with her, John manages to catch the eye of Molly (Marisa Tomei), despite being drunk and emotionally needy. Do It!

The Runaways Review: Cherie Bomb!

THE RUNAWAYS (15): On General Release Friday 10th September

I’ve never been completely sold on Kristen Stewart as an actress – she impressed everyone in Panic Room back in 2002 but has since been overshadowed by her own franchise, Twilight. But now, with the release of The Runaways, people might see the great actress that’s been buried underneath three vampire movies’ worth of pap.

Chronicling the rise and inevitable fall of 70s all-girl rock band The Runaways, Kristen Stewart plays Suzie Quatro-a-like Joan Jett, a young guitarist whose rock and roll aspirations see her paired with 15-year-old Bardot bombshell, Cherie Currie (Dakota Fanning). Do It!

Jonah Hex Review: Cursed

JONAH HEX (15): On General Release Friday 3rd September

Sometimes reviewers can be quite harsh, but let me assure you, we love movies and are willing to give almost anything a chance (sorry Shank). Having said that, after seeing the posters and trailers for Jonah Hex, I found myself saying, “Megan Fox! She’s an actress? She’s barely a human”. Which is fine because Jonah Hex is barely a movie.

Set in the old West of 1876, the time of America’s centennial, Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) is a gruff bounty hunter whose scarred visage can be seen on wanted posters everywhere he goes. Hex is out for revenge on the man who not only gave him his scar but killed his wife and child; Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich), his psychotic commanding officer. Do It!

Salt Review: True Grit

SALT (12A): On General Release Friday 20th August

While I can’t say that I was awaiting Angelina Jolie’s latest outing with bated breath, I was intrigued by the fact that Salt was originally intended to be a Tom Cruise vehicle.

Tom’s waning box office pulling-power aside, this sex-swap was a smart move by writer Kurt Wimmer (Equilibrium) as it gives Jolie the chance to prove that she can lay the smack-down on just as many henchmen as the boys can. Having her rather than him as the duplicitous CIA agent Evelyn Salt, Wimmer gives a fresh angle to a plot that could easily have been a boring instalment of the Bourne series. Salt also sees the welcome return of Russian villains to the cinema after a long period in which Middle Eastern terrorists were severely over-worked. Do It!

Tinkerbell & The Great Fairy Rescue Review: Fairy Good

TINKERBELL AND THE GREAT FAIRY RESCUE (U): On General Release Friday 13th August And On DVD 21st September

Usually, a spin-off such as this would only appear as a straight-to-DVD movie, but due to the amazing sales in the UK, Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue will see Peter Pan’s favourite fairy get a cinematic release; the first of the Disney fairies to be granted one.

Tinkerbell, as any Pan fan will know, is a mischievous but resourceful individual who always manages to get herself into trouble. On the first day of Fairy Camp, Tink (Mae Whitman) gets distracted by a passing car and goes to investigate, dragging friend Vidia (Pamela Adlon) along for the ride. The car belongs to Dr. Griffiths (Michael Sheen) and his daughter Lizzie (Lauren Mote) who accidentally captures Tinkerbell. Do It!

Step Up 3D Review: Take A Step Down, Would Ya?

STEP UP 3D (12A): On General Release From Friday 6th August

Having been a teenager until not so long ago, I was occupying a front row seat for many of dance movies that have found their way to the big screen over the last decade. In that time I’ve been considering whether or not I can respect a movie that boasts a rubbish story but really good dancing.

I’ve come to the conclusion that no – I bloody can’t.

It’s not acceptable for several of these dance movies to all have exactly the same plot (they need to raise money) as well as crap acting but be saved by their dance-floor acrobatics. The Red Shoes managed to produce enough skills to pay the bills in the acting and story department, as well as amazing dance sequences. Save The Last Dance did it as well, so what the hell happened to the rest of them? Do It!

Blue Beard Review: Fairytale Fail

BLUE BEARD (15): On Limited Release From Friday 16th July

For those of you not up on your French fairy tales, let me enlighten you. Charles Perrault wrote many of the classic stories we know today including Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella. His stories are very dark and clearly not intended for children; it took Disney to come along and soften them up a bit and turn them mainstream.

Thankfully writer/director Catherine Breillat keeps things classical in Blue Beard, a story that will be familiar to anyone who has read Angela Carter’s ‘The Bloody Chamber’. Do It!

Mega Piranha Review: Reel Big Waste Of Time

MEGA PIRANHA (15): On Limited Release From Friday 16th July

I love a good B movie as much as the next girl, unfortunately Mega Piranha is pretty f**king far from a good B movie. The concept might seem like a tiny contradiction but making good quality, low-budget movies is entirely possible. But they do need one thing that Mega Piranha doesn’t have – the ability to keep the members of the audience awake.

The basic, and I do mean basic, premise of this film concerns a team of American scientists in Venezuela who have accidentally created a mutated breed of piranha that are now on the loose and headed for Florida. Only one man can stop them. No, it’s not a qualified marine biologist with years of experience in the field, it’s US Special Agent Jason Fitch (Paul Logan) who manages to look and act like a mannequin throughout the entire film. Seriously, somewhere there’s a Topshop missing a window display model. Do It!