The Nightmare Before Christmas 3D Blu-Ray Review: Dream Come True?

The Nightmare before Christmas 3D Blu-ray: On General Release From 3rd October 2011

It seems Disney are going all out in an effort to convince audiences that 3D is the way forward and, for the most part, it seems to be working. Disney have been carefully choosing their re-releases from the vaults and Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas seems like the perfect candidate for a 3D Blu-ray release. Though the 1993 animation is a family favourite, can it stand up to HD scrutiny?

Jack Skellington is the thin-limbed leader of the kooky cast of characters living in Halloween Town. After spending year after year surrounded by ghosts and ghouls, Jack leaves in search of something new and finds Christmas Town. When Jack convinces Halloween’s inhabitants that they should try Christmas themselves, things go horribly wrong for the expectant children of the world who instead of receiving puppies and dolls get shrunken heads and vampire teddies. Do It!

Chalet Girl Review: Fresh Powder

On DVD Release From 3rd October 2011

Despite being pegged as a Cinderella story on a snowboard, leave your preconceptions at the door because Chalet Girl is a far more effective film than UK audiences gave it credit for upon release.

Felicity Jones stars as Kim, a skateboarding prodigy whose mother’s untimely death via car crash put the kibosh on Kim’s dreams. Living with her out-of-work father (Bill Bailey) and working in a fast-food place isn’t cutting it for Kim anymore so she jumps at the chance to be a chalet girl in snowy Austria. Showing Kim the ropes is Georgie (Tamsin Egerton), the posh totty who is inexplicably working as a chalet girl for Bill Nighy and Brooke Shields. Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick and One Tree Hill’s Sophia Bush are their handsome son Johnny and fiancée Chloe. Do It!

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 Review: Worse Things Happen On DVD

The Pirates of the Caribbean series has, at times, been difficult to get through. The first film was a fun ride with twists, turns and zombie pirates with the second and third bringing convoluted plots, poor characterization and stunning visual effects. Now we arrive at the fourth instalment with a new director, Rob Marshall, Johnny Depp playing the lead rather than the wacky support and a potential love interest for Captain Jack Sparrow in the form of Penelope Cruz.

On Stranger Tides sees Captain Jack go on an expedition to find the fountain of youth with ex-girlfriend Angelica (Cruz) and her infamous pirate father, Blackbeard (Ian McShane). It has been foretold that Blackbeard will meet his death at the hands of a one-legged man, a description that Jack’s old enemy Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) now fits. Do It!

8 Million Ways To Die Review: 1 Down…

8 Million Ways To Die: On General Release From Monday 12th September

You might think that based on the cast list alone, Hal Ashby’s 8 Million Ways to Die is something of a hidden gem. Jeff Bridges takes on leading man duties, having been nominated for an Oscar two years before in Starman. Andy Garcia plays the villain after having made an impression on the small screen and Rosanna Arquette stars as the hooker with a heart after receiving positives reviews from her appearance in After Hours. You might think it’s a winning combination. How wrong can you be?

Based (loosely) on the novels of Lawrence Block, the film follows Detective Matt Scudder (Bridges) who spirals into alcoholism after killing a drug dealer when a bust goes sour. After losing his job and his family in a lengthy montage, Scudder winds up making friends with needy hooker, Sunny. Her reasons for needling her way into his life are soon revealed when she’s murdered by a mystery assailant while in Scudder’s care. Unable to cope with another death on his hands, Scudder resolves to catch Sunny’s killer with the help of her friend Sarah (Arquette). Do It!

Jane Eyre Review: Tough Love

Jane Eyre: On General Release From Friday 9th September

The chill in the air and the grey sky above me tells me that soon we shall be fully immersed in the most wonderful time of year: Oscar season. Yes, it’s almost time for leading ladies to play down their looks and work with an accent while the gents will parade around as emotionally damaged men with an enormous obstacle to overcome. Of course no Oscar season would be complete without the obligatory period piece and the latest adaptation of Jane Eyre is this year’s first entry.

Director Cary Fukunaga first had the industry buzzing after the success of his feature debut, Sin Nombre, but he’d clearly managed to say the right things to the right people as he won the job of director on Jane Eyre. He may not be an obvious choice of director for a British classic but he’s a damn good one. Do It!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Review: The One With All The Fighting…

Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows Part 2 is on General Release on Friday 15th July.

The Potter series is finally over but boy does it go out with a bang. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 picks up right where the previous instalment left off and heads straight into two action packed hours of wand waving, dragon riding and Horcrux destroying.

It’s impossible to describe just how much this franchise means to fans across the globe and the final film really should be the cherry on the cake, but what film can live up to those kind of expectations? Well, this one can, actually, but only just. Do It!

Bridesmaids Review: The Marrying Kind

Bridesmaids: On General Release From Friday 24th June

One of the rules of screenwriting is ‘Make your protagonist likeable’. It’s an old rule that really works and I’ve rarely seen it broken, or broken well to make me rethink its validity. In Kristin Wiig’s Bridesmaids, however, her character, long-time fuck-up Annie, is dangerously close to the edge of being a total dick. She’s selfish, disorganised, rude and self-destructive – not traditional qualities you look for in a leading lady, especially not one that’s the maid of honour for her best friend Lillian, played by Maya Rudolph. Do It!

Stake Land Review: Fangs Very Much

Stake Land: On General Release on Friday 17th June

In a celluloid landscape consisting of superheroes and sparkly bloodsuckers, you probably thought you had just made it out of Spring’s cinematic dumping ground when along came another bloody vampire film, Stake Land. But after watching it, you may find yourself eating your prejudicial words because Stake Land is measured, beautiful and balanced with lashings of blood and vicious vampire action.

In the aftermath of a vampire outbreak, orphaned teenager Martin (Gossip Girl’s Connor Paolo) traverses a now inhospitable American landscape. It’s now made up of abandoned cities, ghost towns, empty highways and small communities of people banding together, trying to survive, with his companion and protector, Mister (Nick Damici). Do It!

Attack The Block Review: Hoodie Goodie

Attack The Block: On General Release 11 May

Kids today, eh? If they’re not selling drugs or mugging people they’re fending off an alien attack, at least that’s the story in Joe Cornish’s directorial debut, Attack the Block.

Set in the grimey council estates of ‘Sahhhf Lahndan’, off-duty nurse Sam (Jodie Whittaker) is on her way home when a gang ‘murk’ her. NOTE: In order to translate the script of this film, you may need to spend a week reading the entire Urban Dictionary beforehand. In the middle of this murking, an asteroid destroys a nearby car, the gang’s leader, Moses (John Boyega), investigates only to be attacked by the alien creature lurking in the wreckage. Do It!

Kapow Comic Con

After years of UK geeks bemoaning the lack of a San Diego Comic Con equivalent, we finally got to experience the same heat, crowds and sweaty nerd love this past weekend at the first ever Kapow! Comic Con. Kick-Ass and Wanted writer Mark Millar is the man behind the event and he pulled out all the stops as there was something for everyone; comics (a lot), movies (big ones) and games (um, there was an IGN section, does that count?)

Anywho, we ventured out of the Breadline broom cupboard, clad in our geekiest attire, joined the thousands of people headed to the Business Design Centre in sunny Islington. While the nerd herd queued up outside, we floated through the doors, slapping security guards aside with our VIP passes. Do It!