THE SPY NEXT DOOR (PG): On General Release 19th March

Is it me or does Jackie Chan’s grasp of English get worse as he gets older?

The language barrier was cute at first and made for some great comic moments in Rush Hour, but now it’s just a struggle to understand him.

It was even more of a struggle to understand why the hell he keeps making crappy Western movies. To be fair, The Forbidden Kingdom wasn’t terrible but the rest of them have been pretty dire of late. The Tuxedo, anyone? Do It!